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Siberian scientists exploring the after sex-life of divorced/separated, black & white, wingless, waddling, (h)ornithological penguins,...
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lesrjohnson28
Jan 21, 20222 min read
A life-saving bi-product of the vaccination effort has been discovered by scientists: Eat Toast!
Global scientists involved in diverse vaccination projects have two common denominators, they have no sex because there is no time, and...
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lesrjohnson28
Jan 18, 20224 min read
90-Year-Old War Veteran thumps the lights out of burglar and teaches him real Cops and Robbers!
03.00AM in downtown Lower Road, Erith, Kent, UK. Just as Herbert Smith, retired factory worker, dressed in his Made in 1965 pin-striped...
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lesrjohnson28
Jan 16, 20222 min read
A Street Car Called 'Desire!'
A penniless comedian entered middle stage to echoing, rapturous applause from three paying spectators, his mum, his granny, and his...
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lesrjohnson28
Jan 12, 20223 min read
Boris Johnson divulges to Jaggedone's CIA star reporter how to party 'spiffingly' and not be caught!
House of Commons 15.00PM, 12.01.2022: After having his 'lights punched out' with impunity by Labour leader Keir Starmer, and an...
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lesrjohnson28
Jan 11, 20223 min read
NY Flop Author Writes Brilliant Book But It Sold Sweet 'Fuck All!'
He sat in his tiny, dusty room, no heating, a worn-out FC Napoli scarf wrapped around his neck, a pair of worn-out gloves without...
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lesrjohnson28
Jan 3, 20222 min read
70 year-old Dutch man rolls out of bed and cracks his skull!
Eifel Germany, 0500AM, 03.01.2022: A dangerous incident happened in the rolling hills of the Eifel area this morning as a...
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lesrjohnson28
Jan 1, 20222 min read
Sir Jaggedone proudly presents his 'New Year Honorable Wankers List!'
After a quite dramatic year of top wankers doing what they do best, 'tossing', Sir Jaggedone and his Merry, not Gay, CIA (Cockroach...
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lesrjohnson28
Dec 30, 20212 min read
Gay Cat falls In Love With Lesbian Dog!
Genetically universes apart, dog and cats normally either hate each other, or cohabit their homes in distant, sometimes volatile...
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lesrjohnson28
Dec 27, 20212 min read
Indian men caught spitting in public to be flogged on the spot!
All major Indian cities suffering a plague of male spitters have decided enough is enough and spitting in public has now been banned! The...
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lesrjohnson28
Dec 25, 20212 min read
Jesus keeps telling the world the 25th of December is not his f'ing Birthday it is FAKE!
Ever since the myth went out that baby Jesus was born on someday, somewhere,, which and where nobody really knows, the scribes of the...
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lesrjohnson28
Dec 24, 20212 min read
In honor of my fellow, great Spoofers, who once made this once superb, satirical site, a MUST READ
This following masterpiece is not written by Jaggedone (but he does get a mention, slime, slime, grovel, grovel), it is however, a major...
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lesrjohnson28
Dec 23, 20212 min read
North Korea opens its 'non-existent' nuclear sites to anti-vax Covid19 global tourists!
Due to global Omicrom outbreaks, plus other mutations, normal holiday destinations are now being boarded up! However, holidays to taboo,...
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lesrjohnson28
Dec 22, 20212 min read
Bertie Wooster & Jeeves follow Jaggedone to his latest place of residence; between his waxed ears!
03.00AM, 22.12.2021: After travelling in a dark tunnel called sleep, Jaggedone, was suddenly awoken by two aristocratic spooks ringing...
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lesrjohnson28
Dec 21, 20212 min read
Lonely, Hungry, German Fox Chases Cat up a Tree!
Eifel, Germany: After observing strange behaviour from farm and wild cats frequenting the back garden of her home in the Eifel...
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lesrjohnson28
Dec 20, 20212 min read
German Nutty Professor proves mad people are sane and the human race outside is totally bonkers!
There are moments in the history of human existence that have been documented as being totally insane, just like the present, for...
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lesrjohnson28
Dec 19, 20212 min read
Bruce Springsteen purchases new pair of Jeans after cashing $500 million bucks!
Iconic, ageing 70-year-old rocker, The Boss, has just flogged his music rights for $500 million bucks following Bob Dylan who only got...
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lesrjohnson28
Dec 17, 20212 min read
Welsh Anti-Vax-Junkies Scared of Needles!
A group of aggressive Anti-Vaxxers invaded a queue of Pro-Vaxxers waiting for a booster jab :in Pontypool, Wales yesterday, screaming...
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lesrjohnson28
Dec 17, 20211 min read
Time to 'RAT & ROLL'
So, you all thought super-spoofer, satirical slime-ball, Jaggedone & his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) would disappear into a Purple...
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