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Million Seller Book Changes Sod All!
Well, after reading a million-seller book, which obviously should have altered the minds, thoughts, directives, beliefs, historical...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 22, 20223 min read


"LET THE MADNESS CONTINUE!"
No! Not that type of insanity going down between a lunatic in his Russian golden temple, and others just waiting for the power-crazed...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 17, 20223 min read


It's Raining Rats and Hogs
We love to write about cats and dogs Our domestic friends, people love their blogs However, nobody loves rats and hogs They end up stuck...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 9, 20221 min read


Food For Thought!
I guess we all need one at the moment a "Major Inspiration" We entered the wonderful, natural gardens surrounding Krishnamurti’s center...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 4, 20222 min read


Austrian Man Finds His False Teeth After 25 Years!
Ernst Fritzl from Salzburg, Austria, walked into a Bavarian Boozer in Munich, anno1997, hoping to enjoy himself at the infamous Munich...
lesrjohnson28
Feb 19, 20223 min read


It's Good News Week!!
What a fantastic week of wonderful positive news to hit the globe once again, in fact, Jaggedone is so 'over the moon' he just purchased...
lesrjohnson28
Feb 18, 20223 min read


Freedom! Freedom!, These Protesting Morons Have No Fucking Idea What Screaming for Freedom is!
What the fuck do these self-righteous, egoistic morons want? Truckers in Canada and France, anti-vaxxers all over the planet, conspiracy...
lesrjohnson28
Feb 13, 20222 min read


La-La-La-La, Lunar!
Jaggedone and his lovely missus, Mrs Jaggedone, have fell in love again, and after adopting our new member of the family, we decided to...
lesrjohnson28
Feb 8, 20222 min read


Gender, Bender, Gorgeous Male Cat Trapped in a Feline Body!
If life wasn't confusing enough for a lonely cat, Claude, a wonderful looking farm cat who shows no characteristics whatsoever of being a...
lesrjohnson28
Feb 5, 20222 min read


Buckingham Palace announce S&M practices an historical feature of royal life, shock, horror!
Shocking Royal Announcement! In a desperate effort to save the 'swinging' neck of PM, Boris Johnson, and to deflect even more tabloid...
lesrjohnson28
Feb 2, 20222 min read


Africa based Arabian tour-operators officially open high-season for heavenly cruises to paradise!
Arabian Tour-operators have spruced up their fleets of luxurious, decrepit wooden boats for the opening of the 2022-high-season called...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 27, 20223 min read


"Fuck, Fucking, Fucked, & Fuck Off, Are Now Acceptable, Oxford English Words By Order of QE2!
Common swear words commonly used by Northern-English footy fans, hooligans, and peasants, are being implemented into the Oxford English...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 26, 20223 min read


Dieting an utter, utter, waste of time?
Siberian scientists exploring the after sex-life of divorced/separated, black & white, wingless, waddling, (h)ornithological penguins,...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 24, 20222 min read


A life-saving bi-product of the vaccination effort has been discovered by scientists: Eat Toast!
Global scientists involved in diverse vaccination projects have two common denominators, they have no sex because there is no time, and...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 21, 20222 min read


90-Year-Old War Veteran thumps the lights out of burglar and teaches him real Cops and Robbers!
03.00AM in downtown Lower Road, Erith, Kent, UK. Just as Herbert Smith, retired factory worker, dressed in his Made in 1965 pin-striped...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 18, 20224 min read


A Street Car Called 'Desire!'
A penniless comedian entered middle stage to echoing, rapturous applause from three paying spectators, his mum, his granny, and his...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 16, 20222 min read


Boris Johnson divulges to Jaggedone's CIA star reporter how to party 'spiffingly' and not be caught!
House of Commons 15.00PM, 12.01.2022: After having his 'lights punched out' with impunity by Labour leader Keir Starmer, and an...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 12, 20223 min read


NY Flop Author Writes Brilliant Book But It Sold Sweet 'Fuck All!'
He sat in his tiny, dusty room, no heating, a worn-out FC Napoli scarf wrapped around his neck, a pair of worn-out gloves without...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 11, 20223 min read


70 year-old Dutch man rolls out of bed and cracks his skull!
Eifel Germany, 0500AM, 03.01.2022: A dangerous incident happened in the rolling hills of the Eifel area this morning as a...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 3, 20222 min read


Sir Jaggedone proudly presents his 'New Year Honorable Wankers List!'
After a quite dramatic year of top wankers doing what they do best, 'tossing', Sir Jaggedone and his Merry, not Gay, CIA (Cockroach...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 1, 20222 min read
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