Genetically universes apart, dog and cats normally either hate each other, or cohabit their homes in distant, sometimes volatile relationships. Cats being individualists, and not listening to their owners at all, apart from when they are hungry, tend to rule the roost without too much fuss. Dogs, the obedient ones, may be generally larger in size, however, cats notice that their canine colleagues are subordinate to their owners, and use this weakness as a means of getting the upper-paw, not hand!
On a farm in Germany, the Eifel region, a lesser dominant cat called, Antonius, rejected by local felines because when they are hot, he ignores them, and tormented by other male farm cats, who pee over his territory without him raising a claw in anger, has recently formed a rather weird relationship with a neighbouring bitch, not the human-kind, the doggy kind.
After two years of non-interest in smelling felines rear-ends, the farmer concluded that Antonius is gay, so what! In addition, his newfound girlfriend, Lessie, not Lassie, the bitch, when hot, attempts to rip the eyes out of any male dog who dares to go for a rear-end sniff, and she has never became pregnant! The farmer concluded she is a lesbian!
After a meeting of the 'third kind' on the terrace of a very understanding neighbour, it seems the only thing the 'Odd Couple' can tolerate near them is their own company; a gay cat, and a lesbian dog because in the area there are no other gay cats or lesbian dogs.
Their platonic love affair has grown and grown, in fact, they have become inseparable! They dine together, sleep together, and when a rogue male cat turns up attempting to pee-up Antonius’s tree, or a hot feline flashes her butt in his face, a jealous Lessie deals with them in a quite vicious manner. And when a hot-male-dog attempts to sniff Lessie's rear end, Antonius jumps on its back, and sticks his sharp claws in where it agonisingly hurts, his balls, OUCH! Straight intruders have no chance!
The loving, weird duo have become popular among LGBT locals, a rare breed in the agricultural Eifel, after hearing about their strange relationship through the local grapevine, a truly short grapevine. Antonius and Lessie have been made honorary members of the local LGBT campaign in their efforts to convince farmers and humans, vastly different races indeed, that even in the backwoods of a rural area, anything must be possible! There is even hope that gay and lesbian cows and pigs will not be forced into reproduction, but that will take a generation or five, or six!
A quite wonderfully weird love affair, and only possible through Jaggedone's weird and wonderful insane brain!
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