Arabian Tour-operators have spruced up their fleets of luxurious, decrepit wooden boats for the opening of the 2022-high-season called Exodus from a shithole called Africa. They are expecting record numbers of Black African tourists, better known as the "Muy Pobre" boat people. Young, African males hoping to pick gold nuggets off EU fruit trees after being promised the EU is the only part of the planet where Milk and Honey still flows in abundance, an Arabian Fatah Morgana, have booked their extortionately priced cruises!
Final licks of paint are being applied to the first convoys of boats as they prepare to launch filled with "heaven seeking African Pobres" are about to be launched. The boats used are tip-top ancient fishing boats full of cracks and holes with restaurant facilities on board for the expected, murderous journey. Dry rotting bread and slightly off coloured drinking water are all part of the luxury facilities. Sanitary conditions are also tip-top and pristine clean. The boat people just hang their butts over the side leaving no stinking excrement on-board.
Capacities on boats are being extended to cater for the increasing demands, for example, a boat licensed for fifty people is crammed with at least 250 thus offering a much "tighter" service for its expectant customers! Legal regulations for overloading boats have not been ignored, customs and excise staff in the departing countries have had their pockets filled with backsheesh payments! Libyan customs and excise officers are even demanding 30% of all earnings from Arabian Tourist operators. Hence, licenses issued are fully legal and coherent with the countries shipping authorities.
Depending on which country of departure, and which direction they are going i.e., Spain, Italy, Greece, or the Canary Islands (No African boat people wish to go to that 'hell on earth' nation otherwise known as Turkey, incarceration conditions are very harsh and the food stinks. Plus, the fact the place is filled with even poorer Syrian and Afghan refugees). Alpha male tourists are chosen then issued with either two oars, or the ultimate 5-star luxury version, an ancient broken outboard motor, a shove in the right direction and as a parting gift tourists are told in perfect Arabian to "FUCK OFF AND NEVER COME BACK AGAIN!" Once at sea the religious tourists among the masses start praying for calm waters and a west or northerly wind to assist them on their cruise towards the promised lands, or heaven.
Many hazards could confront them i.e. Before leaving the coastal waters of the particular country of departure, corrupt coast guards could stop them and demand even more tolls for further transit. A massive storm could blow (well known as the Atlantic swell) and capsize the more than overloaded boats, thus drowning the poor bastards. Also, if successful in reaching their heavenly destiny they could be picked up by European coast guards, or their navy, dragged back out to open sea and left to perish.
Criminal Arabian Tourist Operators are relishing the thought of the coming 2022 cruise high season and a vast increase in their dirty profits. In addition, they really do not give a shit about Covid19 restrictions, mask wearing, or social distancing on the boats because after raking in huge profits they know that 60% of the 'tourists' will not hack it anyway, and if they do, they will deported back to their land of origin and try and try again! In other words, a win-win business set-up with Allah's approval!
As one can observe, the outside cabins are reserved by tourists willing to pay even more for their 'luxury cruise' to Utopia because if they get diarrhea they have an emergency 'dropping zone!' Those in the middle must either mess their pants and hold their noses, or pay even more!
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