Eifel Germany, 0500AM, 03.01.2022: A dangerous incident happened in the rolling hills of the Eifel area this morning as a seventy-year-old-codger, suddenly, with blood pouring out of his left eye socket, landed on the floor of his bedroom after cracking his head against the bedside table, rolling over on his crooked back and, yelling for help! His missus snored comfortably on!
After being awoken by his desperate cries for help, she arose out of her slumber and asked,
"What the fuck are you up to now?"
"Darling you just shoved me out of bed!" Was his answer.
"No way, I was having hot sex with George Clooney, so how could I shove you out of bed?"
"Well Schatz, that must have been some rumble because after you obviously rolled over on your belly for a 'Doggy with Clooney' you pushed this old bastard out of the bed!"
"Oops sorry babe, but you haven't tickled my fanny for a year now and sooner or later it had to happen with old George, he's such a smasher! Just be grateful it was only a dream and not the real thing!"
After recovering to his feet with pain in every part of his ancient body, and his missus snoring gleefully in bed, he limped off to the bathroom only to discover a huge black eye, and nearly broken jaw. He looked in the mirror and said to himself,
"Next time I'll have a white-hot-romp with Marilyn Monroe, that'll teach her a lesson, if I still can that is!"
Dream on you old fart!
Now she's really worth rolling out of bed for even if it ends up with concussion or a broken jaw! Sweet dreams are made of this! LOL!
PS: This red-hot news report is nearer the truth than you all think! But not quite!
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