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Bertie Wooster and his Infamous butler, Jeeves, journey to Harrods, London, for a quick shop.
I recently had a visit from those aristocratic rascals (well one is) in the dead of the night whilst dreaming about purchasing a famous Harrod's Christmas Hamper (you wish) and guess what? They decided to tell me about their recent shopping adventure to Harrods in Bertie's 1924 Rolls Royce, and here is what they divulged to me: Bertie; "Jeeves old bean what on earth is that awful pong floating across Knightsbridge?" Jeeves: "Sire, I believe it is coming from the Royal Park, H
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Nov 182 min read


SUFFERING or not SUFFERING
The adjective, SUFFERING, has been misused recently by prominent people in the football/soccer world attempting to explain 'pain' after losses on the football pitch. One prominent football manager, Rubin Amorim, from my club, Manchester United, often uses this word during his global press conferences to explain how he, and his over-paid, multi-millionaire players, feel after 'blowing' yet another match! His (and other substantially paid soccer managers + players) narrative an
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Nov 152 min read


How To Beat The Hospital Syndrome
Millions of people all over the planet have to spend time in hospitals, a dreadful experience, especially when diagnosed with awful...
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Oct 62 min read


The Dreadful "Big C'
Now if anybody reads this blog please do not think I am looking for sympathy, I am not! I am 74 years-old, never been seriously ill in my...
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Oct 23 min read


Eeny, meena, mina, mo, Catch a N++++r by the toe; If he hollers let him go!
I decided to purchase the Malcolm X autobiography being fascinated into how this gentleman rose to power way back in the sixties (not so...
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Sep 23 min read


Perspectives
Is it a wonder that my generation, post war nippers, are now called 'Grumpy Old Bastards!' No! Things way back when were not better,...
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Aug 133 min read


Grandparent's Dilemmas, Written by ex-Spoof Genius, Mr. Gary Hoadley.
Now there are many well-known cliches regarding visits from family members to one's place of abode, the most common one is; 'It was...
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Jul 252 min read


Clickbaiting, The Latest Brainwashing Rave!
One will require a university degree to qualify for this profession which is spreading like wild-fire (No, not the fires our gloomy...
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Jul 213 min read


Freak or not to Freak?
I recently wrote a blog here 'outing' my opinions about the annual, recurring, plastic-pop-purposeless-exhibition of garbage pop music...
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May 273 min read
To Be Hacked!
My laptop was recently hacked by bastards pretending to be a Microsoft Help Desk. They blocked my new laptop with popups and posted a...
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Apr 51 min read


Now Let's Get Serious!
Brit, gutter tabloid, the Daily Express is demanding that either Trump starts WW3, or Putin decides to bomb The Houses of Parliament in a...
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Mar 213 min read


Welcome to the 'Afterworld' of Aristocrat, Bertie Wooster, and Jeeves his Butler!
Location: A huge English mansion cemented in Jaggedone's head. Bertie: "Jeeves old Bean, I have heard there have been some quite...
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Mar 203 min read


Introduction to: Mary's Little Lambs
I have been lucky to have 14 of my manuscripts published by traditional publishers in the US, Australia, Germany, and India, meaning...
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Mar 53 min read


Analogy Time: Pea-Headed Internet Forum Trolls Have a Much Lower IQ Than Our Canine Friends!
I sometimes participate on forums, sadly the only one where I can objectively offer my opinion is on Manchester United Forums run by the...
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Jan 263 min read


Dogma-Tism The Latest Lifestyle Craze, Woof, Woof!
After residing 74 years on planet earth and having so many ups and downs, round and rounds, I have come to the conclusion the life of...
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Jan 193 min read


Modern Day Orwellian Cyber-Rat-Catchers Called FACEBOOK!
I have decided to curtail my involvement on Facebook, why? Because I am fucking sick to death of Zuckerberg and his mob bombarding my...
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Jan 161 min read


Our Devil Cat Called Billie!
Cat lovers will know much of what this feline blog is about because it is quite obvious cat owners fundamentally surrender their...
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Nov 17, 20243 min read


The Ghost of P.G. Wodehouse Has Once Again Entered Jaggedone's Haunted House, Please Proceed Bertie Wooster and Jeeves!
The master of Brit aristocrat literature, P.G.Wodehouse has once again picked Jaggedone's deluded brain to give his fab audience the...
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Nov 15, 20244 min read


Am I Mad Or Are You All Mad?
After residing on this planet for 73 years, missing getting my head or legs blown off in WW2, The Falklands, Iraq, Afghanistan, and...
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Nov 13, 20244 min read


Stink Bomb, Stink Bomb. you're My Stink Bomb
Ageing Welsh pop star, Tom Jones, once stood on the stage in Las Vegas and was bombarded with sweaty knickers thrown at him by female...
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Oct 18, 20242 min read
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