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BEWARE! Freshly Pressed Orange Juice Could Turn You Into a Diabetic! (according to the BBC, not me)
I mean social-media bullshit is bad enough with influencers ramming their products down the throats of mostly, unaware kids/youths, and even adults; an astonishing modern day phenomena I will never understand! However, the "serious" BBC (The UK's most trusted news outlet, my butt!) have now joined the social media influencer circus by posting this "amazingly ridiculous article" (maybe sponsored by Coca Cola!). According the BBC, daily glass of glass of freshly pressed orange
lesrjohnson28
5 days ago2 min read


There Is No Frontier To Human Insanity!
Proof of the above title is below, but first let me explain the motivation behind writing this blog, all will be explained below. New Years Eve madness! Mob violence, riots, serious burns, loss of limbs, and even many deaths, are the consequences of this 'supposed to be celebration' of crossing from one calendar year to the next (Imho, the whole 'Global Bash' is nonsensical, but that is just my opinion). Okay, I have nothing against people celebrating and partying, but I do h
lesrjohnson28
6 days ago2 min read


Losing 4 Months Of One's Life
Here we are yet another year flies by and the nonsensical, global celebrations kick in with fireworks blasting 2025 into 2026 hoping the next calendar year will be better, DREAM ON! I have nothing against the human race partying and having a good time, especially after all the misery every year seems to pile upon us, at least it's a relief for a few hours, but ultimately 2026 will serve up much amoral tripe as 2025 (or even more), and that is a fact. Okay, for the minorities
lesrjohnson28
Dec 31, 20253 min read


No Soft Cell Just Poetical Inspiration!
Now Marc Almond is a real 'Nutter' but he has written some good stuff like this one, 'Say Hello Say Goodbye'. So I asked him if I could slightly 'bend' the lyrics, he agreed as long as the lyrics contained a 'Soft Cell' between the lines, I agreed to his slightly 'gay' wish, so here we go: Standing at the door of my Pink Cadillac Crying in the back Was a girl called Jack And I'm gonna make sure she was not a lad Otherwise, it would be the standing joke of the year, so bad
lesrjohnson28
Dec 28, 20252 min read


Miserable Old Bastard!
So, you can call me by the title of this Yuletide blog, I do not care, but I do care about the hypocritical crap surrounding this particular time of year. I woke up this morning, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my bald head (it's a Beatle plagiarism BTW!), went down stairs, had a cup of tea, opened up the laptop to see the latest Christmas (season of goodwill and love, my butt!) headlines and, guess what? A) Barbarian dictator Putin bombing Ukraine and knocking out powe
lesrjohnson28
Dec 25, 20253 min read


Bertie Wooster and his Infamous butler, Jeeves, journey to Harrods, London, for a quick shop.
I recently had a visit from those aristocratic rascals (well one is) in the dead of the night whilst dreaming about purchasing a famous Harrod's Christmas Hamper (you wish) and guess what? They decided to tell me about their recent shopping adventure to Harrods in Bertie's 1924 Rolls Royce, and here is what they divulged to me: Bertie; "Jeeves old bean what on earth is that awful pong floating across Knightsbridge?" Jeeves: "Sire, I believe it is coming from the Royal Park, H
lesrjohnson28
Nov 18, 20252 min read


SUFFERING or not SUFFERING
The adjective, SUFFERING, has been misused recently by prominent people in the football/soccer world attempting to explain 'pain' after losses on the football pitch. One prominent football manager, Rubin Amorim, from my club, Manchester United, often uses this word during his global press conferences to explain how he, and his over-paid, multi-millionaire players, feel after 'blowing' yet another match! His (and other substantially paid soccer managers + players) narrative an
lesrjohnson28
Nov 15, 20252 min read


How To Beat The Hospital Syndrome
Millions of people all over the planet have to spend time in hospitals, a dreadful experience, especially when diagnosed with awful...
lesrjohnson28
Oct 6, 20252 min read


The Dreadful "Big C'
Now if anybody reads this blog please do not think I am looking for sympathy, I am not! I am 74 years-old, never been seriously ill in my...
lesrjohnson28
Oct 2, 20253 min read


Eeny, meena, mina, mo, Catch a N++++r by the toe; If he hollers let him go!
I decided to purchase the Malcolm X autobiography being fascinated into how this gentleman rose to power way back in the sixties (not so...
lesrjohnson28
Sep 2, 20253 min read


Perspectives
Is it a wonder that my generation, post war nippers, are now called 'Grumpy Old Bastards!' No! Things way back when were not better,...
lesrjohnson28
Aug 13, 20253 min read


Grandparent's Dilemmas, Written by ex-Spoof Genius, Mr. Gary Hoadley.
Now there are many well-known cliches regarding visits from family members to one's place of abode, the most common one is; 'It was...
lesrjohnson28
Jul 25, 20252 min read


Clickbaiting, The Latest Brainwashing Rave!
One will require a university degree to qualify for this profession which is spreading like wild-fire (No, not the fires our gloomy...
lesrjohnson28
Jul 21, 20253 min read


Freak or not to Freak?
I recently wrote a blog here 'outing' my opinions about the annual, recurring, plastic-pop-purposeless-exhibition of garbage pop music...
lesrjohnson28
May 27, 20253 min read
To Be Hacked!
My laptop was recently hacked by bastards pretending to be a Microsoft Help Desk. They blocked my new laptop with popups and posted a...
lesrjohnson28
Apr 5, 20251 min read


Now Let's Get Serious!
Brit, gutter tabloid, the Daily Express is demanding that either Trump starts WW3, or Putin decides to bomb The Houses of Parliament in a...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 21, 20253 min read


Welcome to the 'Afterworld' of Aristocrat, Bertie Wooster, and Jeeves his Butler!
Location: A huge English mansion cemented in Jaggedone's head. Bertie: "Jeeves old Bean, I have heard there have been some quite...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 20, 20253 min read


Introduction to: Mary's Little Lambs
I have been lucky to have 14 of my manuscripts published by traditional publishers in the US, Australia, Germany, and India, meaning...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 5, 20253 min read


Analogy Time: Pea-Headed Internet Forum Trolls Have a Much Lower IQ Than Our Canine Friends!
I sometimes participate on forums, sadly the only one where I can objectively offer my opinion is on Manchester United Forums run by the...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 26, 20253 min read


Dogma-Tism The Latest Lifestyle Craze, Woof, Woof!
After residing 74 years on planet earth and having so many ups and downs, round and rounds, I have come to the conclusion the life of...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 19, 20253 min read
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