All major Indian cities suffering a plague of male spitters have decided enough is enough and spitting in public has now been banned! The only problem is how can councils control the revolting, addictive habit of 'junkie spitters' spitting everywhere.
The New Delhi major has formed a troop of anti-spitting vigilante officers who will patrol New Delhi streets, day and night, armed with cat-o'-nine-tail whips! Any spitter caught spitting in public will be stripped to the waist, forced on to his knees, and flogged on the spot, plus a fine of 5000,00 rupees!
An Indian entrepreneur, who makes Covid19 masks, has now developed an anti-spitting mask made of dumped plastic that clogs ups every street in Indian cities. The plastic is collected by 'Untouchables', brought to a recycling plant, turned into masks that have integrated spit container, and when junkie spitters need a spit, they spit into the mask. Then they dump their used plastic masks on mega-huge piles of plastic garbage so it can be recycled again, and again.
Anybody seen throwing their masks on a pile of cow dung situated on every street in Indian cities, will also be flogged on the spot because cows are holy, spitters not! One junkie spitter told Jaggedone's Indian CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) slimy street Indian reporter, Raji -Sleaze-Singh, what he thinks of the latest laws re spitting:
"Sure, I cannot stop spitting, and anything is better than being flogged in public, so I'll wear the plastic mask, and participate in recycling dumped plastic in India. I hope Greenpeace recognises how important it is that we spitters are now helping clean up the planet and getting rid of mountains of plastic garbage!"
Jaggedone agrees and has decided to start an anti-spitting campaign against pro-football players revoltingly spitting on TV which encourages their young fans watching to copy their filthy habits!
"No spitting in India! Indians will now be whipped in public with a Cat-o'-Nine tails if caught! . Jaggedone also demands spitting soccer players on TV should be whipped next! German soccer superstar Rudi Voeller agrees, Frank Rijkaard doesn't, LOL!
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