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Who The Hell Would Ever Want To Be Named Boris??

Jul 8, 20223 min read

Who The Hell Would Ever Want To Be Named Boris??

Well scholars, ladies, and gentlemen, please pin your ears back and listen to what old Jaggedone had dug up on his journey through...

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UK PM, Boris Johnson, Legislates New 'Bum Pinching' Law!

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Jul 3, 20222 min read

UK PM, Boris Johnson, Legislates New 'Bum Pinching' Law!

After acknowledging the fact that 'Bum Pinching' is now rife within the H of P (very saucy) the UK PM has decided, along with his...

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Jun 25, 20223 min read

The Lobster and The Walrus

Red hot lobsters boiling in the midday sun, or in a huge pot bubbling and boiling waiting for their flesh to turn white, squeal!...

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May 20, 20225 min read

Real Life Horror Is No Fantasy Horror

Edition: “Step into the darkness!” Real Life Horror Is No Fantasy Horror By L.R.Johnson Inhabitants of Germany celebrated the end of the...

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May 11, 20222 min read

"LOVELY LUNAR INDIAN MAID"

I grew up with the Beatles and Stones, loved Sgt. Peppers and Magical Mystery Tour, plus a certain Walrus. However, catching my wife...

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Apr 21, 20223 min read

WHY DID THIS AUTHOR CREATE THIS BOOK?

There are many reasons why authors write and create books. Most authors believe in their writing talents, others just let their creative...

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Come Blog With Me, Then Blog Me to the Moon,
not with Frank & his Crazy Gang, but with Jaggedone!

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Mar 29, 20222 min read

Come Blog With Me, Then Blog Me to the Moon, not with Frank & his Crazy Gang, but with Jaggedone!

Frank Sinatra was a brilliant crooner, and Jaggedone just loved his crooning, so, out of respect to Frank and his crazy Gang, sponsored...

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HOW FAR CAN AN ARTISTS/AUTHOR'S FANTASY GO?

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Mar 24, 20223 min read

HOW FAR CAN AN ARTISTS/AUTHOR'S FANTASY GO?

The sky is the limit! Yes! Art, all forms, reach the outer frontiers of the universe within the artist's fantasy inside the cerebral...

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lesrjohnson28

Mar 22, 20223 min read

Million Seller Book Changes Sod All!

Well, after reading a million-seller book, which obviously should have altered the minds, thoughts, directives, beliefs, historical...

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lesrjohnson28

Mar 17, 20223 min read

"LET THE MADNESS CONTINUE!"

No! Not that type of insanity going down between a lunatic in his Russian golden temple, and others just waiting for the power-crazed...

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lesrjohnson28

Mar 9, 20221 min read

It's Raining Rats and Hogs

We love to write about cats and dogs Our domestic friends, people love their blogs However, nobody loves rats and hogs They end up stuck...

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lesrjohnson28

Mar 4, 20222 min read

Food For Thought!

I guess we all need one at the moment a "Major Inspiration" We entered the wonderful, natural gardens surrounding Krishnamurti’s center...

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Austrian Man Finds His False Teeth After 25 Years!

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Feb 19, 20223 min read

Austrian Man Finds His False Teeth After 25 Years!

Ernst Fritzl from Salzburg, Austria, walked into a Bavarian Boozer in Munich, anno1997, hoping to enjoy himself at the infamous Munich...

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lesrjohnson28

Feb 18, 20223 min read

It's Good News Week!!

What a fantastic week of wonderful positive news to hit the globe once again, in fact, Jaggedone is so 'over the moon' he just purchased...

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Freedom! Freedom!, These Protesting Morons Have No Fucking Idea What Screaming for Freedom is!

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Feb 13, 20222 min read

Freedom! Freedom!, These Protesting Morons Have No Fucking Idea What Screaming for Freedom is!

What the fuck do these self-righteous, egoistic morons want? Truckers in Canada and France, anti-vaxxers all over the planet, conspiracy...

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Feb 8, 20222 min read

La-La-La-La, Lunar!

Jaggedone and his lovely missus, Mrs Jaggedone, have fell in love again, and after adopting our new member of the family, we decided to...

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Gender, Bender, Gorgeous Male Cat Trapped in a Feline Body!

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Feb 5, 20222 min read

Gender, Bender, Gorgeous Male Cat Trapped in a Feline Body!

If life wasn't confusing enough for a lonely cat, Claude, a wonderful looking farm cat who shows no characteristics whatsoever of being a...

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Buckingham Palace announce S&M practices an historical feature of royal life, shock, horror!

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Feb 2, 20222 min read

Buckingham Palace announce S&M practices an historical feature of royal life, shock, horror!

Shocking Royal Announcement! In a desperate effort to save the 'swinging' neck of PM, Boris Johnson, and to deflect even more tabloid...

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Africa based Arabian tour-operators officially open high-season for heavenly cruises to paradise!

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Jan 27, 20223 min read

Africa based Arabian tour-operators officially open high-season for heavenly cruises to paradise!

Arabian Tour-operators have spruced up their fleets of luxurious, decrepit wooden boats for the opening of the 2022-high-season called...

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"Fuck, Fucking, Fucked, & Fuck Off, Are Now Acceptable, Oxford English Words By Order of QE2!

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Jan 26, 20223 min read

"Fuck, Fucking, Fucked, & Fuck Off, Are Now Acceptable, Oxford English Words By Order of QE2!

Common swear words commonly used by Northern-English footy fans, hooligans, and peasants, are being implemented into the Oxford English...

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