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The Latest Phase of African Corruption saves 'Cats Sitting On Hot Steel/Tin Roofs!"
Now to begin with; this blog can be taken both ways; taking the pee, or seriously! I'll leave that to the readers, either way it is...
lesrjohnson28
Apr 7, 20233 min read


Dance the Mussolini!
Black shirts in fascist boots marching with swastika flags Goose step rhythms Dancing the Mussolini As he dangled from a tree Pizza,...
lesrjohnson28
Apr 4, 20231 min read


Jaggedone's Weekend News 'FLASHES' From Under His Grubby Raincoat!
'Flashy' Man City and England footballer, Kyle Walker, promises he will only 'Flash' his private part whilst showering with his teammates...
lesrjohnson28
Apr 1, 20232 min read


Butler Jeeves & Sir Bertie Wooster, reincarnated by Jaggedone & plagiarised from P.G. Wodehouse!
Anno 2023 somewhere in the English countryside is a mansion called, Totleigh Towers. It does not exist, but it does now, literally...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 28, 20233 min read


ART + Technology + Science + Organic Agriculture! Hand In Hand The Only Way Forward!
NO GREEN WASHING, IT IS FAKE! If younger generations are to lead the way into a sustainable future for all living beings, human, animal,...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 27, 20233 min read


Michelangelo's David statue is now accepted as the greatest 'piece' of porno-art ever!
After 'dangling around' since 1501, it required an American art teacher to establish Michelangelo's statue, David, as the most...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 26, 20232 min read


URGENT NEWS FLASH! Ex Brit PM, BOJO, swears on The Bible he has never lied so help him God!
In a universal, public display of 'solidarity' to the 'Greatest Book of Lies' ever written called, The Bible (Well there is another one,...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 22, 20232 min read


AFTER WORSHIPPING A 'FAKE MESSIAH' FOR 2023 YEARS THE REAL ONES, AI-ROBOTS, HAVE NOW ARRIVED!!
Now lovely people we must be grateful to Mr Bill Gates, in a period of 45 odd years, changing our lives so drastically we are all now...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 22, 20233 min read


Maybe The Best Book Ever Never Read!
Is this just fantasy or is it the real world? Is this a synopsis, or the introduction to a novel (trilogy) never been read or written...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 21, 20235 min read


Tomato Turbulences!
The annual Spanish tomato throwing festival, La Tomatina, has been cancelled this year as a sign of solidarity to 'muy pobre' Brexit...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 1, 20232 min read


Maybe The Most Outrageous Book Never Read!
Recently the Bafta Awards awarded a German Netflix epic called, 'All Quiet On The Western Front', every award possible, amazingly...
lesrjohnson28
Feb 24, 20232 min read


Inevitable Ignorance!
One would imagine after studying the history of human existence and coming to the conclusion the human race had evolved on planet earth...
lesrjohnson28
Feb 23, 20234 min read


Who The Hell Would Ever Want To Be Named Boris??
Well scholars, ladies, and gentlemen, please pin your ears back and listen to what old Jaggedone had dug up on his journey through...
lesrjohnson28
Jul 8, 20223 min read


UK PM, Boris Johnson, Legislates New 'Bum Pinching' Law!
After acknowledging the fact that 'Bum Pinching' is now rife within the H of P (very saucy) the UK PM has decided, along with his...
lesrjohnson28
Jul 3, 20222 min read


The Lobster and The Walrus
Red hot lobsters boiling in the midday sun, or in a huge pot bubbling and boiling waiting for their flesh to turn white, squeal!...
lesrjohnson28
Jun 25, 20223 min read


Real Life Horror Is No Fantasy Horror
Edition: “Step into the darkness!” Real Life Horror Is No Fantasy Horror By L.R.Johnson Inhabitants of Germany celebrated the end of the...
lesrjohnson28
May 20, 20225 min read


"LOVELY LUNAR INDIAN MAID"
I grew up with the Beatles and Stones, loved Sgt. Peppers and Magical Mystery Tour, plus a certain Walrus. However, catching my wife...
lesrjohnson28
May 11, 20222 min read


WHY DID THIS AUTHOR CREATE THIS BOOK?
There are many reasons why authors write and create books. Most authors believe in their writing talents, others just let their creative...
lesrjohnson28
Apr 21, 20223 min read


Come Blog With Me, Then Blog Me to the Moon, not with Frank & his Crazy Gang, but with Jaggedone!
Frank Sinatra was a brilliant crooner, and Jaggedone just loved his crooning, so, out of respect to Frank and his crazy Gang, sponsored...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 29, 20222 min read


HOW FAR CAN AN ARTISTS/AUTHOR'S FANTASY GO?
The sky is the limit! Yes! Art, all forms, reach the outer frontiers of the universe within the artist's fantasy inside the cerebral...
lesrjohnson28
Mar 24, 20223 min read
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