'Flashy' Man City and England footballer, Kyle Walker, promises he will only 'Flash' his private part whilst showering with his teammates who have seen it all before! Footy Bimbos hoping for a quick 'flash' from Kyle must now pay for the pleasure!
King Charles has been spotted 'Flashing' off his medals in Berlin and the world has been mesmerised by his unbelievable row of FAKE medals proudly hanging on his uniform! Charles has never seen one second of combat, or bravery in the face of an enemy. Camilla joined him 'Flashing' off her multi-jewelled tiara nicked from Lizzie's jewellery box as the world stood still in admiration, while 'real heroes', who won the Victoria Cross in two world wars turned violently and puked in their graves!
Donald Trump has ordered a pair of 'diamond-studded handcuffs' to accompany him in court after denying the fact he paid a 'lady of the night' for a bit of 'Flash and tickle' with US taxpayers dosh. "It is all fake" claims Donald, "and the bitch lied" after he 'Flashed' his doodle in her direction! However, his 'diamond-studded-handcuffs' are real, and after he is declared innocent, Trump has promised to give, 'Mega-Flasher' Harvey Weinstein, his handcuffs so he can 'Flash' them to prison officers turning a blind eye as under-age girls visit him in his velvet-clad cell!
President Putin has declared the US, his worst enemy, as a 'Flashy' bunch of capitalist Nazis. Shortly after this shocking declaration his multi-million US dollar Swiss bank account was 'Flashed' to the world after being 'hacked' by Ukraine computer hackers. Russian communist/socialist ideologists, Lenin and Marx, turned philosophically in their graves while Stalin's ghost was heard whispering in the golden halls of The Kremlin, "keep up the great work my son!!"
Cristiano Ronaldo's lady is also becoming quite a global 'Mega-Flasher' flashing as many of her body parts as she can for substantial amounts of cash, which the pair of them already have enough of! But who cares? Dosh is dosh, and the more the merrier claim Ronaldo and his missus!
The biggest 'Flasher' of the week is Michelangelo's David (already globally blogged about after Jaggedone was the first to 'Flash' his blog, the rest is plagiarism / LOL). David's 'bunch of grapes' have hung naked for 522 years in Rome 'Flashing' with impunity as millions of tourists look in amazement at David's 'tool'! Now the 'Flashing' is about to stop as museums over the whole planet have ordered designer underwear to cover all naked parts being 'Flashed' to art lovers. Picasso, Monet, Rembrandt, etc, are all turning artistically in their graves!
Final news 'FLASH'! Jaggedone has decided not to 'Flash' his ageing private parts in public just in case he is locked up together with Trump in the San Quentin showers!
'A FLASH IN A FOOTY PLAYERS PANTS IS BETTER THAN TWO FAKE FLASHERS FAKING PUBIC FANTASIES'
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