Populist popular leader among UK-extreme-right followers of UKIP and England's National Front party, Nigel Farage, has been given permission to open a Nazi museum in the middle of London, Shaftesbury Avenue, to be precise.
Nigel, bless his original swastika-embossed-wooly-socks, has decided to 'come out' of his Nazi closet hidden in his Bier-Cellar underneath his mock 'Munich Biergarten', and feels it is time to honour three of his most inspirational figures; Oswald Mosley, Adolf Hitler, and Mussolini.
Other leading members of his ex-UKIP party, and ex-National Front Party leaders, are donating their Nazi-memorabilia to the project also hidden in bier-cellars all over the UK. Some prime examples are; SS Stormtrooper helmets, Hitler mini-statues, and portraits, original swastika flags, Hitler's personal VW Beetle, the "Arbeit Macht Frei' sign which hung over Auschwitz, and other priceless pieces purchased underground at Russian and Eastern European markets behind the Iron Curtain while Stalin still ruled. Nazi artefacts were forbidden until Putin took over because he believed it would be a grand idea to allow them to resurface. Foreign currency is desperately needed in Russia to finance his war against the Ukraine and global Nazi-tourists, who support his invasion, just love anything to do with invading innocent nations.
Farage's favourite artefacts are a pair of original hand-stitched 'Bavarian Lederhosen' worn by Hitler himself, his Herr Flick (allo, allo) lookalike Gestapo black leather overcoat and shiny jackboots all worn by Farage when hosting his infamous replica 'Munchener Brauhaus' parties held in his Bier-Keller. His German wife is also donating an original Eva Braun wig, blond with long pigtails, rather kinky actually, worn when whooping it up inside Hitler's Lederhosen whilst partying at their Bavarian mountainside retreat called the 'Eagle's Nest'.
EX-UK PM, Boris Johnson, has been invited to open the museum along with other European-extreme-right politicians from Italy, France, Hungary, and Lichtenstein (where Farage stashes his tax-free millions). Putin was also invited but refrained because of bounty hunters wanting his scalp worth billions of Euros. Ex-US President Trump, also decided not to attend because he has other things on his mind like how the hell to stay out of San Quentin.
The labour party mayor of London is protesting about the museum being opened in his multi-culti city, but Brit PM, Rishin Sunak, told him to "F off" because this piece of Farage historical innovation is bound to attract millions of 'right-sided' tourists to London bringing much required foreign currencies, especially $bucks to England to finance post-Brexit projects stuck in mud-flats somewhere between the Port of Dover and Calais.
Allo, Allo, vat is dis? Farage und sein 'Grau-Schwarz-Armee!"
Wow.....