There was I, digging a hole
a hole in the ground
to bury myself in, LOL!
Then along came a truck
40 tons of steel
Jesus I had luck!
Bent down in time
hit a WW2 bomb
with my shovel, death sublime!
Blew my brains out
met God at his pearly gates
I knew it was heaven, no doubt!
He said come in
I said, "you sure?"
He asked, "did you sin?"
"Yes I once visited a pro!"
"Press the button on the lift"
"The Devil is waiting below!"
The lift descended rapidly
It became hot
flames appeared with impunity
I crashed to the floor
the lift door opened
Satan said "welcome you whore!"
"It's much more fun here!"
Lucifer held out his hand
I grabbed it with fear
"Welcome in hell"
"Fear not, just enjoy the ride!"
"Just ring the bell"
24 vestal virgins appeared
naked they danced
then disappeared
It was just a lie
so, pray to God
before you die!
Otherwise you will just lie
eaten by maggots
in a black box, bye, bye!
So, before you dig your own hole
cleanse your mind
and live with a moral soul!
Fire and brimstone or floating on fluffy white clouds? Ultimately, you dig your own hole!
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