Digging a Hole

There was I, digging a hole

a hole in the ground

to bury myself in, LOL!

Then along came a truck

40 tons of steel

Jesus I had luck!

Bent down in time

hit a WW2 bomb

with my shovel, death sublime!

Blew my brains out

met God at his pearly gates

I knew it was heaven, no doubt!

He said come in

I said, "you sure?"

He asked, "did you sin?"

"Yes I once visited a pro!"

"Press the button on the lift"

"The Devil is waiting below!"

The lift descended rapidly

It became hot

flames appeared with impunity

I crashed to the floor

the lift door opened

Satan said "welcome you whore!"

"It's much more fun here!"

Lucifer held out his hand

I grabbed it with fear

"Welcome in hell"

"Fear not, just enjoy the ride!"

"Just ring the bell"

24 vestal virgins appeared

naked they danced

then disappeared

It was just a lie

so, pray to God

before you die!

Otherwise you will just lie

eaten by maggots

in a black box, bye, bye!

So, before you dig your own hole

cleanse your mind

and live with a moral soul!

Fire and brimstone or floating on fluffy white clouds? Ultimately, you dig your own hole!