Now just the other day I had some strange encounters with Brexiteers on a forum fabricated by the one and only Brit bullshit, royal supporting tabloid, The Daily Express! Now as one knows, anybody who dares venture into the 'alien world of the EU' will obviously never comprehend the amount of narrow-minded-manure-spewing out of Brexiteers disturbed brains! This blog will attempt to prove how far these rather inept-mega-hypocritical-Brits have their heads stuck where the sun never shines; so here we go!
A) Now, the last time I was stuck in a mega traffic jam on the infamous M25 surrounding the most important capital on the planet, London, (well they believe it is), I was surrounded by BMW's. Mercs, VW's, Renaults, Peugeouts, Citroens, even Fiats (god forbid!)! In fact, any vehicle not MADE IN ENGLAND but MADE IN THE EU! What a surprise! Oops, sorry, I spotted some Mini Coopers also, and Brexiteers believe they still are an iconic English vehicle! Sorry guys, Mini is owned by guess who? BMW, and where do they come from, 'gut alt Deutschland!'
B) Moreover, whilst standing two hours waiting to get from junction 25 to 26 (I avoided Dover because I did not want to be stuck among Brexit whinging Brits moaning about the queues heading to France! Is that in the EU too?) I was swamped by huge Eastern European (well most of them were), and Brit trucks, and guess what trucks they were all driving? Not an English truck in sight (do they have any?), just Scanias, Volvos, MAN's, Renault's, etc! The largest English trucking company, Eddie Stobart, only has Scanias and Volvos in his gigantic fleet! Now guess where these wonderful trucks supplying Brits with their wonderful non-English products come from? You guessed it; the EU! Well, well I never!
Oh, and BTW, at least 2, or more, audacious, affluent, pompous Rolls Royces were stuck with me too, driven by multi-millionaire EU footy stars (normal people could not even purchase a Rolls Royce wheel!), I think one was Ronaldo, Portuguese BTW, and lo and behold after Googling Rolls Royce, guess who owns the company? BMW again! Well blow me down with a German feather in my knickerbockers!
C) Whilst travelling through England, post Brexit, I noticed how two prevalent discount supermarket chains had spread their wings all over blessed English territory called, Aldi and Lidl! Shock, Horror! "They are damn German old bean!" How dare they entice millions of English shoppers into their ghastly supermarkets and leave Tesco and Sainsbury's in their wake? Maybe because post-Brexit every form of food in the UK has exorbitant prices attached to them, especially MADE IN ENGLAND products! And the poor old Germans are offering their impoverished, budget limited, English punters EU products at still reasonable rates! (Thank you Putin for turning the screw even further!) Oh, lest we forget, I observed empty shelves at Tesco and Sainsbury's, and could only see the opposite at Aldi and Lidl! Well bless my cotton socks, 80% were MADE IN THE EU! Spanish Iceberg salads, Greek grapes, Italian spaghetti, EU peppers, olive oil, pasta, Italian, Spanish, French wines, etc, etc, in abundance at Aldi and Lidl with no English wines in sight (Well they taste like sour grapes anyway and are just to damn expensive)!!
D) I also observed young kids latest footwear wearing the latest sneaker models sent over from somewhere in Bangladesh, with 3 stripes on them! Thousands of English kids, looking cool, and guess who produces them? Yes, Adidas, and as far as I know, along with Puma, they are German! And really, I do not want to even bla bla on about top English footy clubs not wearing English gear (Do the English make sportswear? Oh yes, pathetic Lonsdale cheap and very NSD nazti, and Umbro! OK,OK, I agree good enough for the lower leagues). Top 'Foreign/EU' footy players applying their trade in the Premier League (owned by Aussie Murdoch & Sons) would not be seen dead in Umbro or Lonsdale, they prefer Adidas, Puma, and sadly, Nike (can't keep them out this informative blog!)
E) OK, now for Bojo, Farage, Rees-Mogg, and their Brexit cohorts! Johnson was booted out of Nr 10 after residing there during covid and entertaining his chums with cheese and wine (Made in France/Italy/Spain) parties. He was last seen in his luxury Tuscany, Italian mansion entertaining the very same bunch of Brexiteer cohorts who sat and enjoyed his hospitality in Nr 10 (back garden so nobody could see them) after being rebuffed by Biden who prefers to visit Ireland!
Farage! Now where the hell is his fab UKIP party, and his German wife? Blown into oblivion we hope! And Rees-Mogg in his dashing top-hat; he still haunts the Houses of Parliament, and sadly, as long as the corrupt Conservatives rule, he will be seen in public with his bowler-hat perched on his rich and pathetic head spewing out Brexit bullshit; that's Brit life I guess!
F) So, now to the greatest global hypocrites ever, Trump and Johnson! After Trump was sent into US political exile screaming, "it's all fake!" Suddenly the promised land of US genetically manipulated milk, and a chemical chicken trade agreement was abolished! Now Conservative politicians are claiming victory over the EU signing a trade agreement with Asian/Far East nations far away like Borneo, Burundi, Indonesia, Vietnam, Thailand (great sex industry). Masses of people yes, but not many $bucks because the UK have agreed to invest billions to help many nations bring their infrastructures out of the middle ages. Eventually this deal will create 0,8 of the UK's GDP and cause even more global pollution as tons and tons of Asian veggies are flown into the UK per plane! I do believe EU ministers were all seen laughing all the way to Asean nations, plus China, and Japan, where trade agreements were all put in place before England decided to become a tiny island in the North Sea once again, hoping to reenact global imperialism, the Raj, and become a major player in the slave trade once again!
I could write a book about BREXIT BULLSHIT BLA BLA BLA, but I have better things to do than expose this disastrous, corrupt referendum to my millions of readers, so I'll leave it here. And, let these mega-intelligent-hypocritical-green-Brexiteers swallow MADE IN ENGLAND cabbages and BRUSSEL (oops, that's a dirty word in England) SPROUTS, pop off to Aldi or Lidl, and thank the heavens they can offer Brits discounter products MADE IN THE EU, because English products are just too damn expensive since Brexit, and I just love my English Cheddar, boo, hoo!
I rest my case milord!
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