I heard it through the grapevine that there is something 'dastardly royal' going on in the UK tomorrow, 06.05.2023 (a day certainly to be forgotten by all those who prefer going down the boozer or attending a footy match, as long as it's not Liverpool FC who will be playing, 'God Shave The King' instead of their quite dreadful hymn, 'You'll Never Walk Alone', a dead turn off for all Manchester United fans! (I plead guilty your honour!).
The most corrupt person on the planet, who could get away with murder if tried, Donald Trump, ex-president of the great USA, (how the hell he got to the White House is beyond anybody with a grain of decency in their brains) was originally invited to the 'Royal Freak Show' being spewed up on innocent people all over the planet, but the new UK King's advisors struck him off the list because he was too busy defending himself in the US on charges of tickling a prostitute's (sorry; sex-worker) rear end, and paying her megabucks to keep quiet whilst on his way to the presidency! (Maybe it would have been better to pay Al Capone the mega-bucks instead and dump her in a concrete bath somewhere in the Florida swamps!)
The list of Kings and Queens attending the 'UK Royal Freak Show' is quite astonishing, and many, just like the Brit Kings ancestors, have rivers of blood on their ancestor's hands, especially those of innocent slaves, hunted wild-life, and subordinates of past empires, but who cares?! 'The Royal Freak Show Must Go On!'
In addition, pervert, paedophile, and brother of the new King called, Prince Andrew, has also been invited to the 'bash' as an honorary guest instead of sitting out time in San Quentin with other paedos where he belongs; but that's the US law system for you! The more bucks you possess and UK royal status one has, the more likely you can act as if you are as innocent as the under-age children Prince Andrew loved to fondle!
Now as one can imagine, this event will be broadcast all over the planet, thanks to yet another corrupt multi-billionaire called, Murdoch, plus other media-moguls getting in on the show, apart from Russia! President Putin was totally insulted at not being invited to the show, so, instead he decided to bomb further cities in the Ukraine, lovely chap indeed! However, as soon as he either admits to being a complete moron, or bombs the shit out of the Ukraine, he will surely get a belated invite to Buckingham Palace for a bucket or two of best beluga caviar and French Rothschild Champagne! (Stop Jaggedone! France is in the EU and French champagne is forbidden in the palace! OK, then Russian vodka will do!).
World leaders, and royalty, plus David Beckham and his spouse, Posh Spice (the new king loves them, very spicy indeed), apart from Biden (He hasn't got any blood on his hands until now, but that could all change if China has a 'pop' at Taiwan! Vietnam is still a sticky subject in the US and meddling in Far East politics could become yet another expensive lesson, but who cares, they can always throw a nuke or two at Beijing!) will have a right-royal bash while the UK will be drowned in news, films, TV, in a frenzied multimedia coverage of the 'Royal Freak Show'.
Hence, Jaggedone and his pet Indian street dog called, Loony Lunar, have decided to 'black-out' (non racist) any form of royal bullshit being spewed out all over the planet and is praying to any god available that the world will turn its attention to more pressing matters like: avoiding climate disasters, creating equality for all human beings, dividing all Elon Musk's wealth among the poor and wretched instead of blowing it into space (dream on!), locking Trump and Prince Andrew up behind bars (what a lovely pair!), and hoping Manchester United will 'top' Liverpool FC at the end of the footy season (United's hope is eternal, mine not!)
For all hippies, anarchists, anti-royalists, level-headed people; WE ARE F'ING SOLIDARITY!
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