Sign of the Times (Not a Princely One)

No! Not that wannabe broadsheet that has turned into a Brit hybrid tabloid cum serious newspaper! Why? It's a 'sign of the times'.

If you don't keep up with the 'times' and spread bullshit broadly, attract the Tik Tok generations (no chance), then there is a guarantee that you will join the News of the World; in an abyss filled with dead junk before 'fake news' was even invented (we have Trump to thank for that!).

The AI invasion on our minds will help us to become an ocean of brainless floating turds swimming and drowning more rapidly than a brainless surfer surfing where the Great White has its habitat, having chunks bit out of him, being spit out, making it back to the beach and ringing up the Daily Express (they publish any old blood-ridden story) to tell them how terrible these damn sharks are! Surfers do anything to hit the world's headlines, they search for sympathy because they are too fucking thick not to read warning signs! Keep the FUCK out of warm water and surf in the North Sea, it's too cold for Great White's!!.

But as mentioned above, any story thought to be incredibly important as long as it's about King Charles kissing Trump's butt, or vice versa, the Chinese president having his butt licked by Trump before Putin does it, or Iran confessing to the fact that BP, Shell, Exon, are baksheeshing Ayatollahs with billions of $bucks to keep the Strait of Hormuz as tight as a pair of virgin's thighs so they can pump up oil prices with impunity. Surprise, surprise, who is making even more billions than they throw down the Ayatollah's throats? Ask a CEO at Shell, if you dare! Let's keep the global stock exchanges dancing up and down like yoyos so other multi-billionaires (they just love an invasion where oil is) can sell their shares at the highest price possible before they sink and buy them again when they hit rock bottom, a win-win! The Trump dynasty love it, they have billions of shares stashed away in their golden ballroom! So, lets murder another 1000 innocent Iranians and bomb their shanty towns, ultimately who gives a fuck? Not the Ayatollahs preaching in their golden mosques!

Yes, once upon a time Tik Tok kids, we could see through all the bullshit being spewed out by the media, they even got Hitler right! Nowadays social media is peppered with FAKE news and now AI have joined the media circus making it even more difficult to believe anything, even The Times (they have to flog their news just like anybody else preaches Murdoch!) have become a broadsheet version of The Sun! And the holy BBC, a Brit institution which always told the truth (cough cough) might as well be a podcast run by stand-up comedians, at least they 'hit the nail on the head' with their satirical jibes at Farage, Starmer, Boris Johnson (who the hell is he? A relic of the UK's glorious referendum past and is now a skeleton in the cupboard rattling his bones and saying "we told you, we never partied during the Covid lockdown!")

It's all (and much more to blog a about) just a Sign of the Times that we now live in and if Elon Musk has his way he'll blast himself off to a distant planet, along with his billionaire cohorts as we idiots remain on our burning planet wondering who the fuck can we believe in now? Allah maybe? No he's had his time. God? Well hallo, who the hell was he? The paedo condoning Pope? Millions do as long as his flock of priests keep their hands in their vestments, a rare occasion, Satan? A better candidate for US president (oops, he's already there), or just plain old Jaggedone? No fucking way, he watches Netflix!

'All hope is gone', I'll get my Slipknot (work that one out non heavy-metal fans) and get dangling before Putin nukes the western world (a Daily Express daily headline; WW3 will start in 2025! Fucking hell, yet another Brit tabloid who missed Noah's Ark to media salvation).

Okay, before my 2 and a half readers start complaining, sorry, I forgot the Ukraine and poor old Zelensky's dilemma having to thwart the might of Putin's Red Army while begging for help from Trump, the EU, the UK, hoping he can keep the Russian Devils at bay. Mate, with all respect Mr Ukrainian President, wheat and grain are half as expensive as a barrel of oil and the US have enough of their own, so beg as much as you want, Trump has a more important way of churning his $billions into even more now, and those poor Africans eating giant grasshoppers called locusts instead of a decent loaf of bread, he does not give a fuck about! Plus the fact, the US is on the other side of the planet, and he doesn't care too much about his old European allies either.

A Jaggedone Special just before WW3 does not start! Read with care...