Miserable Old Bastard!

So, you can call me by the title of this Yuletide blog, I do not care, but I do care about the hypocritical crap surrounding this particular time of year. I woke up this morning, got out of bed, dragged a comb across my bald head (it's a Beatle plagiarism BTW!), went down stairs, had a cup of tea, opened up the laptop to see the latest Christmas (season of goodwill and love, my butt!) headlines and, guess what?

A) Barbarian dictator Putin bombing Ukraine and knocking out power stations to shove even more misery on freezing, innocent Ukrainian families, women, and kids; GREAT CHRISTMAS CRACKERS falling from heaven, thanks Putin!! This moron is really full of love and kindness, maybe he'll go to church later and pray for redemption; dream on! Happy Christmas you barbaric Russian twat!

B) The fucking Pope preaching in front of his millions of dead-brain Catholic followers, guess what he is praying for? Peace and harmony all over the planet, and I ask myself which planet does he fucking live on and, has he always got his head stuck up where the sun never shines? Actually, I know which planet he lives on, the multi-billion worth Vatican protected by thick walls and his loyal bunch of Catholic priests living behind the cloak, and if they just happen to be slightly perverse, protected by The Almighty. Jesus Christ (sorry for the blasphemous comment), if he was alive, I just wonder what the hell he would have to say about this mob!!!

C) Shootings in Australia, America, Africa, in fact, everywhere you look, but it's Christmas, season of love, and not maniacs roaming streets with rifles and machetes murdering innocent kids, women, and Jews (Did the Pope offer his condolences to those slaughtered on Bondi Beach? Maybe not, they were from a different religious fraternity, how dare he!) Anyway, it's Christmas and we should all be loving each other regardless of religion, colour, race, rich and poor, BOLLOCKS! I have just booked a flight on Musk's rocket and hope never to come back (that was a joke, I could never afford it!)

D) Should I dare mention the greatest peacemaker on the planet ever, yes you guessed his name, Donald Trump. Okay, he is not quite a barbaric dictator like his counterpart in the Kremlin, but, and that is big butt (not a spelling mistake BTW), he has demanded that Denmark hand over Greenland (I wonder why?). Sitting in his Oval Room praising himself (who else) for achieving peace in the Ukraine (What? Have I must missed something), Demanding peace, just like the Pope, everywhere where US interests are, mainly where natural resource are required to keep the US economy afloat. Oh, and lest I forget, blocking millions of, in his opinion, 'Untermenschen' from entering his beloved America from South and Middle America. Moreover, if you wish to enter the US as a tourist, you must now pay heavily for the pleasure (and I do not want to rant on about his tariffs hitting major global economies, especially China and Europe), but man it's Christmas, so let us all forget about Trump, Putin, raging gun-shooting maniacs, billionaire drug dealers, and other narcissistic politicians ruling our planet, and show peace and love for each other, after all Jesus died on the cross to save our souls!

E) I could actually start my own newspaper, but nobody wants to hear and read good news, so I'll finish with some positive stuff on this majestic blog: My respect to all of those wonderful people who are dedicated in helping, and serving the sick, needy, aged, the lonely. and refugees from war torn nations, who work their balls off for a pittance! They are my angels on earth! And if Jesus still walked the planet I am sure he would respect and love them too, not just at Christmas.

F) Last not least, anybody lucky enough to have a wonderful family, who get together at Christmas, enjoy each other's company, spread joy to their children and, LOVE each other (not only at Christmas) then, and only then, can I stop being a miserable Old Bastard, because the rest of the crap surrounding The Festive Season is utter BULLSHIT!

Yes Guy and Girls that's me sending you love and peace from my personal Christmas Hell!