The 'F' Word!

I guess by now the 'F' word is the most popular word on the planet, even Germans use it, jawohl! Chinese, Russians, Latinos, and Indians also. But there is more to this word than meets the 'ears'. Jaggedone has being doing in-depth research into the many versions of this quite unbelievable word, and here are just a few:

Let us begin with the singular version, simply 'F**king': This word is used to enhance ones indignation at anything; idiots, morons, barking mad dogs, police, traffic wardens, weather systems, late trains, Trump, Putin, in fact, anything or anybody that is annoying us!

F**k off!: Well this version is obviously the most popular one used in every day life all over the planet at every level of human existence; rich, poor, homeless, royalty, politicians, police, elite sportswomen and men, to tell someone to 'F**k off!' Quite astonishing how this version has spread like a swarm of locusts, devouring all other language versions, spitting them out, and instead, using the English version to tell anybody who is annoying anybody to F**k Off!

F**K you!; A very common way of saying to a person opposite, or a group of individuals just about to mug an innocent OAP, common in this day and age, sadly. This version derived from the act of copulation. However, if it is used during the real act, it certainly would put off the person being f**ked and result in the person being f**ked to tell the person about to commence f**king to 'F off' big time! I would suggest a more romantic use of the English language to complete the act, like, "Darling, I would love to BONK you!" A word often used by Brit tabloids to avoid using the 'F' word!

F**king Hell!: This version is most interesting and has a Satanic foundation. It was initially used by Jesuits, Catholics, and Jews, who acknowledged the fact there is a devil who lives in hell and f**ks everything up above the surface. So continuing to use this particular version became blasphemous and they erased it from their religious books. Heathens like Jaggedone have been using it ever since to express surprise or f**king anger while receiving a fine for speeding!

Let us move on to other English 'F' words now becoming globally popular

Fake!: Now this particular 'F Word' is gathering mega-pace all over the planet ever since a certain 'fake' politician used it, you know who I mean, if not, you live on a planet called Utopia. Actually, FAKE, is a word used by readers of spreadsheet newspapers and sensible news outlets (are there any left?) to describe the garbage written inside tabloid newspapers, social-media influencers, and those who listen to politicians ranting on about how they will change the planet, etc. These FAKE spotters possess at least one pea between their ears and even describe the rhetoric spewing out the mouths of the leaders they voted for as FAKE! FAKE is rapidly gaining ground on F**k (in all versions) and will soon be Number 1 especially now we all have AI, which one could describe as FAKE too. But sorry people, it is too late, the Robots have already bolted.

Farting is also a common 'F' word, why?: Well farting has replaced the accepted, correct, dictionary word called, flatulating. But due to the fact that people flatulating in public tend to hide their slight 'misdemeanours' by waving the stench created to the side with hand-jive movements while looking completely innocent they never never use the phrase, "I just flatulated". If asked politely which culprit has flatulated? The red-faced guilty party will say no, or subtlety attempt to look in a different direction! Others more brave, will admit to the fact and say with a cheeky smile on their faces, "I just farted," because people surrounding him/her will then know where the pong is coming from and have a jolly good laugh whilst holding their noses and continuing their meal.

Fundamentally (a superb F word, but too posh for many reading this FAKE BS) I could write a book pertaining about the plethora of 'F' words floating around the English language, which have been integrated into most languages on the planet like, 'Fe***ing Hell' the Irish version of the real word (ask Dublin taxi drivers for proof of that comment). But my brain is beginning to suffer from too much FAKE news smothering all forms of modern day media, spewing out the mouth of the most powerful individual on the planet. So, I have decided to commence reading Dickens once again, he was just F**king FAB (not FAKE) and offers me a small grain of hope that my sanity might prevail until they turn my body into ashes, that will be mega-FUN, now lovely readers please F**k off! (Just joking)

I wish to thank this gentleman for giving proof to this 'f**king' brilliant blog!