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Modern Day Orwellian Cyber-Rat-Catchers Called FACEBOOK!
I have decided to curtail my involvement on Facebook, why? Because I am fucking sick to death of Zuckerberg and his mob bombarding my...
lesrjohnson28
Jan 16, 20251 min read


Our Devil Cat Called Billie!
Cat lovers will know much of what this feline blog is about because it is quite obvious cat owners fundamentally surrender their...
lesrjohnson28
Nov 17, 20243 min read


The Ghost of P.G. Wodehouse Has Once Again Entered Jaggedone's Haunted House, Please Proceed Bertie Wooster and Jeeves!
The master of Brit aristocrat literature, P.G.Wodehouse has once again picked Jaggedone's deluded brain to give his fab audience the...
lesrjohnson28
Nov 15, 20244 min read


Am I Mad Or Are You All Mad?
After residing on this planet for 73 years, missing getting my head or legs blown off in WW2, The Falklands, Iraq, Afghanistan, and...
lesrjohnson28
Nov 13, 20244 min read


Stink Bomb, Stink Bomb. you're My Stink Bomb
Ageing Welsh pop star, Tom Jones, once stood on the stage in Las Vegas and was bombarded with sweaty knickers thrown at him by female...
lesrjohnson28
Oct 18, 20242 min read


Political Atrocity Exhibition, UK, 4th July, 2024
Please enter at your own risk! If you do I cannot guarantee for your sanity! Yes, the UK Atrocity Exhibition is about to (s)hit the fans...
lesrjohnson28
Jul 3, 20243 min read


Headlines, Headlines, Headlines!
What with Trump being found guilty of so many felonies I cannot even count them on my fingers and toes. Biden's son being found guilty of...
lesrjohnson28
Jun 14, 20243 min read


I-Slave
It was roughly 04-00 AM after the pressure on my bowels forced me to enter our WC where I sat and pondered about what I was thinking...
lesrjohnson28
Jun 13, 20242 min read


Astronauts Returning To Planet Earth Cannot 'Get It Hard!'
Scientists at NASA have been confronted by a problem which nobody could have foreseen because it's a 'hard' life becoming an astronaut,...
lesrjohnson28
Nov 23, 20232 min read


Global Premier League Table of Wars and Conflicts!
Global press, social-media, and tabloids have decided to create a 'Global Premier League Table', resembling international football/soccer...
lesrjohnson28
Nov 20, 20233 min read


The Artful ART of 'Dodgy Art Scamming!'
The NFT crypto world promises artists to mint/sell their work via blockchains and make $thousands even though their original work is more...
lesrjohnson28
Nov 18, 20232 min read


Covid Diet Goes Viral!
This piece of outstanding news will be greeted by those who have problems controlling their doughnut, coca cola, pizza consumption...
lesrjohnson28
Oct 21, 20232 min read


There Once Was United
There once was a footy team called United They came from a city called Manchester Today they are sinking and have become blighted. There...
lesrjohnson28
Oct 4, 20231 min read


Ode to Desolation Row
I once stood on Desolation Row it hit me in the face until I heard Dylan's woe but I could never copy his flow a genius with words no...
lesrjohnson28
Sep 29, 20231 min read


Scientists Discover the Secrets of Antimatter!
Now to be honest my level of understanding science really doesn't MATTER, in fact I am such a non-scientific boff one could actually call...
lesrjohnson28
Sep 27, 20232 min read


EX-UKIP leader, Nigel Farage, Opens Nazi Museum in London!
Populist popular leader among UK-extreme-right followers of UKIP and England's National Front party, Nigel Farage, has been given...
lesrjohnson28
Sep 11, 20232 min read


Day in the Life of an English Premier League WAG
The English Premier League multi-million footy circus started once again with even more incredibly extortionate transfer sums and...
lesrjohnson28
Aug 17, 20233 min read


To Take The Piss or not To Take The Piss; that is not the question!
I fully understand people taking the piss out of this fucking barbaric, murdering, blood-thirsty dictator, and moronic perpetrator of...
lesrjohnson28
Jul 25, 20231 min read


Love-Hate
I hate egoism I hate narcissism I hate racism I hate radicalism I support racial equality I support racial solidarity I support animal...
lesrjohnson28
Jul 17, 20231 min read


Rioting, Looting, Shooting!
French polich shoot boy in the head Leave him on Parisian streets for dead Cause for rioting, no, lets go looting instead Destruction,...
lesrjohnson28
Jul 4, 20231 min read
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