Please enter at your own risk! If you do I cannot guarantee for your sanity!
Yes, the UK Atrocity Exhibition is about to (s)hit the fans as the Brit electorate enter their poll booths (not poll dancing) and cast their vote hoping this final desperate attempt to rid the nation of a pestilence (worse than anything seen in Stranger Things) and resurrect Great Britain to former glories hoping Britannia will be ruling the waves of time once again (in their dreams)!
So Ladies and Gentlemen, Lords and Punters, Mad Dogs and Englishmen, Scotland the Bravehearts, non-fire-spitting Welsh Dragons, Northern Ireland peace lovers (my butt), let us see who we can put our crosses on (and we have many to bear, plus naked, hurtful truths).
Candidate Numero Uno: Rishi Sunak, present PM, multi-millionaire campaigning in supermarkets, filling shelves, and not kissing screaming babies, telling Brits how wonderful 'he' has managed the UK economy while throwing crap at Keir Starmer telling him and his Labour cohorts, and I quote; "10 million illegal immigrants will enter GB as soon as Starmer halts the aeroplanes taking these damn 'untermenschen' back to where they came from; and how dare they attempt to breach the beaches of our Holy Island!" Cheap and very nasty, but that's the Conservatives for you! And lest we do not forget, "Labour will make your lives even more miserable than I, Boris Johnson, and other Conservative multi-millionaires have attempted over the past 14 years, including my dear friend and patriot, Rees-Mogg!"
Candidate Numero dos: Sir Keir Starmer, who promises CHANGE, CHANGE, CHANGE, but no change from the Inland Revenue, tight bastards, because under Labour taxes will hit astronomical heights and the poorer than poorer working class will require even more food banks, and not Lidl or Aldi, much too expensive. Sir Keir has also promised his followers, and those who cannot stand the Conservative rhetoric bullshit, he will build house upon house so illegal immigrants entering the beloved UK don't have to spend their time in doshouse hotels, and ex-abandoned army barracks once used to house East European cabbage pickers, now empty because Boris Johnson and Farage sent then back to where they belong after Brexit (shame on you Jaggedone, that word is forbidden in the run-up to this Atrocity Exhibition!). So, my lovely, non-EU comrades, you have a choice of two evils, but wait a minute, I have another far-right-worse candidate for you.
Candidate numero tres: The one and only, very 'Nazty Wolf Dressed in Jackboots and a Hidden Swastika Printed Vest' has entered the Atrocity Exhibition making it even more atrocious than it already is, yes, guess who, Brexiteer, Nigel Farage (yet another multi-millionaire) quoting 'Mein Kampf' to his dedicated mob of far-right followers who don't even know what Mein Kampf is (ignorance is a bliss)! Farage is Putin's best English friend, Trump's biggest butt licker, and his far-right-extreme policies, 'England only for the English', are arousing many subordinate, low-educated, dissatisfied, unemployed, white caucasian Brits, who refuse to pick cabbages, but will kick the shit out of Conservatives and Labour, and kick all illegal/legal immigrants out of their beloved island, but not to Rwanda, much too expensive; a fleet of small, leaky rubber boats back to Calais will do, and who cares if they capsize, Farage fucking doesn't! Please remember the Nuremberg Rallies before casting your Reform votes and raising your red-black-white flags.
Other Raving Loony parties do not count, and the Greens neither! So there you have it Brit electorate, your beloved nation is about to enter 'CHANGE' (my butt) and you are all about to be led down yet another 'English Garden Path of Political Atrocities', false promises, fake, deluded illusions, and to top it all, God Shave Your Glorious King!'
Putin just loves Britain's Political Atrocity Exhibition and can't wait to see his best friend 'invade the Horror show!'
PS: Thanks to Joy Division (quite applicable, Google their name) for allowing me to plagiarise their fab song title.
Hello Les, Just a question, do you still vote in the UK? You choose to move away, why? Couldn't you have stayed and helped?