Analogy Time: Pea-Headed Internet Forum Trolls Have a Much Lower IQ Than Our Canine Friends!

I sometimes participate on forums, sadly the only one where I can objectively offer my opinion is on Manchester United Forums run by the fab (pathetic) local rag called, The Manchester Evening News. I also once offered my support to several punk band forums, which were certainly more entertaining than the one I mentioned before, but I decided to stop before those forums became toxic with lovers of Cold Play offering their wisdom and adoration of a band I simply hate.

Anyway to get to the the canine point of this fab blog; we have a dog called Lunar, lovely creature saved by my wonderful daughter, Kelly, from being a scavenging, half-starved street dog in Bangalore, India. Lunar now lives a life of utter doggy opulence provided by the missus and me. Lunar is also a great help in assisting my poor inadequate self in analyzing how stupid, ignorant, and moronic pea-headed internet forum posters are, and the results are amazing, so, here we go:

A dog will bark at things it cannot see, either human or canine, even if they are 6 miles away due to their magnificent smelling and hearing skills, this is down to a pure protective instinct (please all doggy whisperers correct me if I am wrong). I observe our Lunar doing exactly that, she can sometime be annoying and funny at the same time, I am not a great friend of barking dogs, but Lunar only barks when her natural born instinct tells her to.

So where is the analogy with pea-brained trolls on internet forums, especially footy ones? Punk ones are half as moronic as so-called football fans attempting to get their pathetic opinions to the clubs they are supposed to support.

These types of toxic trolls really do believe in their tiny minds that ranting, raving, and insulting the very thing they are supposed to love and support can change the status quo of the thing they are bombarding, or in a canine sense, barking at! Because they, stuck behind their laptops, computers and smartphones cannot actually smell, see, or influence the people, or institutes they are trolling. Fact is, the owners of trolls targets have really no interest whatsoever to read such garbage, so what is the point? Trolls have no points.

A dog will react instinctively, human toxic trolls do it because their pea-brains drive them, and the internet has opened up a can of worms for them to prey upon, especially footy forums because many footy fans possess the IQ of an Amoeba (Insult to Amoebas BTW).

So, to sum up; having a wonderful dog, who reacts blindly to anything it cannot see, only smell, and hear, and believes it could spell danger to it and its owners, has opened the door for me to understand the difference between human, pea-brained forum trolls, and my very clever dog resulting in the fact: Our canine friends cannot type on their keyboards like we do, of course not they have paws and not fingers, they cannot speak like we do, but they surely possess more intelligence than toxic trolls on internet forums will ever have, especially footy forums.

How do we stop the forum garbage? A universal question. Answer: Go barking mad at those pea-brained trolls, but then again what's the point, it will only make them worse!

Try and get an internet forum Troll to play Mozart

They prefer playing with themselves and their pea-brains!