Now Let's Get Serious!

Brit, gutter tabloid, the Daily Express is demanding that either Trump starts WW3, or Putin decides to bomb The Houses of Parliament in a remake of Guy Fawkes's Bonfire Night (Netflix, are you interested, great story indeed?), however, Chinese President, Xi Jinping, wishes to jump into bed with Trump so they can blow the Kremlin to smithereens!

Okay, the 3rd option is not on the table because Kim Jong Un, who loves a bit of nuke action, infamous dictator of North Korea, would seize the opportunity to blow Beijing into the China Sea behind Xi's back allowing Taiwan, at last, to live in peace before Kim Jong Un decides to expand his empire whilst starving his subordinates to death. Furthermore, old Kim Jong has just invested billions in buying Jackboots from Germany, although the EU forbids sales of Jackboots to North Korea, they managed to smuggle them in in a container loaded with cocaine addressed to Kim and his Cohorts, sniff, sniff.

So, let us attempt to help the Daily Express's WW3 crusade because they are desperate to be the first Brit tabloid to say, "See we told you so!" Old Jaggedone has researched his strategic military mind, and to help the DE (Daily Express, I bet you didn't know that abbreviation did you? Nobody else does apart from the right-sided idiots who read this appalling tabloid) achieve their goal, and not just to click-bait.

Here is the Daily Express path to WW3!

Daily Express readers pay attention please: King Charles will allow Trump to get on his knees and give him a 'blow job' instead of King Charles giving him a knighthood, this will infuriate Putin because before he thumped the Ukraine, he desperately wanted to get on his knees before King Charles took over from Queen Lizzy (blow jobs not possible there). So, Putin in his anger has promised to do a 'Guy Fawkes' remake, only this time with nukes. China, having spies all over the UK, they are hidden in every Huawei device, heard about Putin's rage and decided to flog as many E-SUV's to America, appeasing Rednecks dream of at last owing one they could afford, before Trump thumped a 25% tax on them! Trump then decided, "if you can't beat them join them" and has now formed a military pact with China to blow Russia off the face of the earth, at last!

However, there could be slight hiccup, Kim Jong might want a 'piece of the global cake', so Trump has sent his favorite basketball player, Dennis Rodman, over to Hanoi to get on his knees and give Kim Jong a 'blow job', (Rodman likes a bit of both, pussy and dick-heads) which will blow the wind out of Kim's 'cojones' before he throws a nuke at China or Japan. (Who are they? We need a Kamikaze revamp loaded with nukes).

So, Daily Express, Jaggedone has just opened the gateway for you to exploit his MI5 mastermind, and at last your WW3 is about to 'go down'! You now have an exclusive before The Times, The Guardian, The Sun, Daily Mirror nick it from under your nose. BTW, please reimburse Jaggedone the sum of $10 million big ones, transfer it to his account on the Cayman Islands (far away enough from the WW3 front) before the first nuke hits London, make sure the dosh is on my account, tax free of course. Jaggedone has sold Boris Johnson a 'Red Herring' and he has applied for Russian Nationality, what a rascal he was and still is.

Putin preparing to Nuke the Houses of Parliament Hot Off the Daily Express Press Nicked From Jaggedone!