Well scholars, ladies, and gentlemen, please pin your ears back and listen to what old Jaggedone had dug up on his journey through history pertaining to the name, BORIS!
It seems this particular name has a 'gypsies-non Peaky Blinding-curse' hanging over it resembling a 'Sword of Damocles', especially when people called Boris become famous, and after mega-historical-research I would like to confirm this fact with this mind-blowing blog!
So, hold on to your wigs if you just happen to be a judge called Boris (He once starred in a Pink Floyd epic called 'Bums Against The Wall', quite appropriate in these back-stabbing torrid times!):
List of infamous Boris's:
Boris Yeltsin: Russian piss-artist president whose private cellar was filled with half-empty bottles of vodka after entertaining Ras-Putin whilst preparing him for even more 'dastardly dirty Russian deeds'. Yeltsin was renowned for being totally pissed 24/7 and his love of Russian vodka ultimately claimed yet another victim called, Boris! His most infamous claim to fame was; he just loved boozing with the latest generation of Russian multi-billionaire Oligarchs (+ George Bush and Clinton BTW), whom he released from the incarcerating chains of communism, BURP!
Boris Becker: Once German Wimbledon Tennis God, loved shagging his female worshippers in the broom cupboards of 6-star hotels leaving tiny Boris's in his wake. However, Boris Becker, loved the rich and flamboyant lifestyle too much, jetting all over the planet with multi-millionaire celebs, residing in tax-free Monaco and avoiding paying tax of any kind. He ended up bankrupt after failing to acknowledge his hoard of tiny Boris's, refusing to pay a cent in alimony, and worst of all, not paying back his creditors who he 'screwed and screwed'! Poor old Boris B ended up in Wormwood Scrubs UK prison rooming with rapists, murderers, drug barons, and others not called Boris, but just as guilty! However, Boris Becker will soon be rereleased; he will write his memoirs, sell millions, be forgiven by the high and mighty Wimbledon fraternity, and banter with John McEnroe all the way to the next Deutsche Bank who are corrupt too!
Boris Spassky: Tragic (Oh no not another Russian please!) super chess god, who battled it out with US chess master, Bobby Fischer, and got blown away because a Russian habit fogged up his mind-blowing-mind, similar to what happened to Yeltsin! After losing the chess match of the century, he never really recovered. He bummed around the world continuing to thrash lesser opponents. Then he had a stroke or two (too much Russian booze) and is now retired with only his pawns to comfort him, and certainly no kings or queens!
Boris Karloff: Now who the fuck could be normal after playing mega-monster, Frankenstein?? In addition, his original name was 'Pratt' (say's it all), and he was a Brit! OK, he lived a decent life after turning into Frankenstein, but after being rejected for the TV role in The Addams Family (fake news), he ended up making bum Mexican films for poco-Pesos. The rest is history and Frankenstein will never be the same, but The Adams Family was brilliant!
Last not least (who else could it be??) BOJO/alias/Boris Johnson (not related BTW because Johnson's are as common as muck in the UK and US, and BOJO is very mucky!): Boris the Buffoon who has had his bum-licked by other Brit buffoons since infamous Brexit became reality. Dare we mention Reece-Mogg, or even Nigel Farage, ghastly old-school conservative/nationalist cads who supported this particular Boris until he became UK PM. Now UK politics cannot survive without back-stabbing, scandals, cheese and wine parties during lockdowns, conservative ministers pinching bums in public, calling Putin a pussy, among other political UK buffoonery. Fortunately, the whole scandalous period of Boris's reign in Nr10 caught up with this rather flamboyant, over-the-top wolf dressed in sheep's clothing character, and now it is tragically over (cough, cough!). However, for everything positive in politics (and in life general) there is always a negative! Yes people, the next one to be named UK PM will be a back-stabbing-scumbag just like the rest of the pack who hunted down their leader with impunity. But that's life in the H of P (always very saucy and spicy!)
Even Larry The Nr10 Cat warned Boris the Buffoon about his shenanigan's! Oops, too late 'It's all over Now Boris-in-Blue!' (A perfect poetic Dylanism)
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