A group of aggressive Anti-Vaxxers invaded a queue of Pro-Vaxxers waiting for a booster jab :in Pontypool, Wales yesterday, screaming insults at the people desperate to protect themselves against the dreaded Omnicom mutated Covid19 virus. The police arrived and took several Anti-Vaxxers back to the police station for questioning as to why they decided to insult innocent people waiting for a jab, and why they were so against vaccinations!
Anti-Vaxxer spokesperson, Jethro Dull, gave the following statement to a police officer while Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, was hiding under the jail bed, which had a termite-filled duvet last slept in by serial-killer, Fred West, to soften Jethro's buttocks before going to prison charged with harassments, and public disorder.
Here his statement:
"Well it's like this guv, I live in a squatter joint under the Seven Bridge, along with my junkie mates, girls and boys. We poke needles in our veins day in, and day out, and all we wanted to do was warn people about the dangers of sticking needles into their bodies, it can kill!"
Policeman to Jethro:
"But mate, you mob stick needles in your bodies to get high, and that shit what you stick into your veins kills, not vaccinations, they save lives!"
Jethro to Policeman:
"Guv, we are so fucking stoned out of our brains, we don't know the difference between life and death, and who fucking cares anyway, we don't because were brain dead anyway!"
Policeman to Jethro:
"So why did you insult these innocent people hoping to survive the pandemic through having a vaccination, and why are you mob so against vaccinations?"
Jethro to Policeman:
"Dunno Guv, but I heard this shit they are pumping into their veins is part of a conspiracy, and these people are having hidden chips pumped into their bodies, know what I mean, these pricks could kill man!"
Policeman to Jethro:
"But Jethro, why should you mob be against killing with a needle, you do it all the time!"
Jethro to Policeman:
"Yeah mate, but at least we have fun killing ourselves, this mob don't!"
After reading this highly intellectual CIA report between Anti-Vaxxers, and people with two peas of common sense between their ears, the police, Jaggedone has decided to have a 'treble prick' instead of becoming a Prick-Head!
Junkie, brain-dead, Jethro Dull, did have a sharp point though, we are all going to die anyway, so why not have fun why you are doing it! Point not taken, Jaggedone would rather die naturally after being pricked than dying like an unvaccinated mega-prick!
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