In a universal, public display of 'solidarity' to the 'Greatest Book of Lies' ever written called, The Bible (Well there is another one, but if I mention that particular historical mythical masterpiece I might have my head removed), ex-Brit PM has taken this historical bestseller in his hands, and without even blushing, swore to 'God' he has never, ever lied in his life, and promises to tell the truth and nothing but the truth in a desperate attempt to sweep 'England's Infamous Partygate Affair' under a passing flying carpet lent to him by a rich oil Sheikh from Saudi Arabia (They believe in the other one).
Actually, it was quite simple for Boris to swear (not in a profane, blasphemous, crude manner on this particular book which has destroyed the lives of millions of worshippers throughout history, especially those who sadly 'crossed' the religious paths of Catholic Priests, or indigenous peoples, who were slain in the name of God by Conquistadores hundreds of years ago, among millions of others naturally), because he is a modern day political scoundrel, and rascal, elevated to one of the highest positions in British hierarchy by a blind electorate who believed his every word, even though they were driven by lies and deceit; but that's Brit politics for you!
So, for Boris Johnson swearing in public on a 'historical book of lies' it was quite easy because he is a notorious, addicted, born liar. In fact, one of many who have reached such elevated positions in Brit politics! However, BOJO just happens to take the 'dogs biscuits' after peeing up the wrong trees during Covid lockdown, which he implemented himself and, decided to go cheese and wine partying in his own back garden while his flock of worshippers could not say 'adios' to their grandmothers and granddads dying with impunity everywhere on a green and wonderful island called the UK.
So, Boris now has the chance to redeem himself by swearing on The Bible that he never led the Brit public down his very dodgy 'garden path', he never, ever lied to Parliament, or his own mob of prolific liars called Conservatives, or the Royal Family (dare I mention that mob, better not, Harry might start crying!), and take his place in history as Boris the Great, who saved his own neck by telling a plethora of lies by, swearing on 'The Majestic Mythological Book of Lies', and everybody believed him!
Boris Johnson, the 'Little Devil' has now been caught 'Red-Handed' by the real Devil himself and may he burn in his hell, or is that heaven compared to Number 10 Downing Street? Only heaven knows the answer!
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