After acknowledging the fact that 'Bum Pinching' is now rife within the H of P (very saucy) the UK PM has decided, along with his Conservative cohorts 'ruining' the once great nation called the UK, to pass a new law allowing 'Bum Pinching' to become legal practice not only in the H of P (spicy version available too!), but all across the nation!
Johnson is of the opinion that this new law would create total equality for women, men, perverts, OAP's, and others, who secretly desire a quick 'Bum Pinch' whenever the urge requires!
Johnson will also utilize any method possible to deflect attention from the 'Rat Pack' commonly known as Brit tabloids after his plethora of scandals including; cheesy/wine parties at Nr10 during the pandemic, decorating his private abode with millions of UK tax payers money, quoting, and I quote: "If Putin was a female he, or she, would never have invaded the Ukraine because Russian politicians love 'Bum Pinching' too, and pinching a female Putin's bum would have caused a Russian revolution and there would be not time to invade an innocent nation!"
Boris is a 'genius' at squirming and slithering to save his position as Brit PM. His Conservative MP, coincidentally called 'Pincher', by pinching men's bums in public, has saved Johnson's neck once again! And passing this latest legislation thousands of 'UK Bum Pinchers' will certainly be voting for Johnson & his cohorts in the next election thus increasing his majority even more and giving the opposition Labour Party no chance whatever of removing him from his lofty position at the refurbished, multi-million condominium in Nr10.
In addition, this latest law has given Johnson a mandate to survive even more shit and scandals which continually hit his imperial fan-club!
That's Brit politics for you, proving Trump a total imbecile because he could not even survive a 'Storming of the US Senate' scandal, Johnson would have certainly survived that one too!!
UK Tories new poster marketing their latest legislation allowing 'Bum Pinching' to become legal (any comparisons made to Boris Johnson in the image are 'Fake News!')
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