So, you all thought super-spoofer, satirical slime-ball, Jaggedone & his CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) would disappear into a Purple Haze, and shrivel to ash after touching The Sun (among other crap UK tabloids)! Well how wrong can you all be!
We have risen out of the ashes of a once-upon-a-time satirical spoofing institute called, The Spoof, now a shithole and quagmire of US- Ex-Trumpian-Leaches gasping for a new effigy to suck the blood out of.
Jaggedone has mutated, with his unique band of merry cockroach reporters, into a sinister, piss-taking, fire-spitting-satirical-monster not even St George could deal with, or BOJO, Farage, Mogg, plus other bent politicians whose only goal is to manipulate, and corrupt their worshippers pea-brains! Trump, you are a lucky bastard to escape because you are satirically dead, RIP!
No celebs, multi-millionaire footy players, plastic pop-stars, billionaires, internet Influencers (who the fuck are they?) + others who live in their opulent bubbles faraway from the rest of humankind will escape. Only the 'Little People' suffering under financial imprisonment, poverty, Covid19, conspiracy morons, drug cartels, and other scumbags, will be reprieved!
Jaggedone and his intrepid CIA soldiers will expose, uncover, and tell the world, in a plethora of satirical 'FAKE-TRUE-NEWS' the truth behind those who dictate our corrupt world. We will bring a smile to your faces, entertain you all, and hope very soon other 'Spoof-Nutters' will join us in our quest to bring real insanity to our insane world!
Jaggedone is open for business!
PS: If the world will not listen soon, this is what will remain!
Great! Have fun 🙃