We love to write about cats and dogs
Our domestic friends, people love their blogs
However, nobody loves rats and hogs
They end up stuck in underground bogs
Only when describing the human race
Can a metamorphism take place
Evil humans called rats to their face
Turn heaven into hell, a horrific place
It never rains, it always pours
Hogs, pigs, swine's, and boars
The human kind leave their sores
Animal version, so innocent, it never roars
Putin and his cohort 'rats'
Bombing Ukraine, dogs and cats
Russian soldiers raise their hats
To a vile vermin, not a Tsar, or aristocrats
Nuclear bombs will kill us all
While a Kremlin dictator is walking tall
Muscovite Nazis built a wall
They tore it down, and released a raging bull
Rats and Hogs, the animal kind
We peaceful humans really don't mind
Turn them into humans and you will find
They become barbaric monsters, the evil kind
It's raining cats and dogs
No, it's pouring rats and hogs
Wheeling their war-mongering cogs
And sucking the world into genocidal bogs
I would rather have cats and dogs rule
Even rats in their sewers can be cool
Hogs sniffing mud, they just love to drool
Anything thing is better than a barbaric,
Russian Bull!
I prefer the animal version
Much nicer than human perversion!
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