The sky is the limit! Yes! Art, all forms, reach the outer frontiers of the universe within the artist's fantasy inside the cerebral cortex, talking of; this particular author has just edited his outrageous, unbelievable, immortal trilogy, called Erskine Quint Intrepid Adventurer Extraordinaire, first published in the land of kangaroos, then in the land of cowboys and illegal Mexicans, wonderful people, and their food is delicious!. And now about to be published in fabulous, New Delhi, India! A global journey indeed and we greet the Pharos of Delhi!
While completing editing of part 3 of this journey from utter madness to even more madness, the author realised anything, just anything is possible within the human brain, positive and negative! Hence, art, paintings, books, poems, theatre, films, can take those who bother to read, admire, be entertained, to the outer limits of their fantasies without sitting in an Elon Musk spaceship. amazing!!!
Anyway, after crashing back to earth, the author of this quite outrageous trilogy, has decided to let the sparse readers of this particular blog to delve into his 'cracked mind' and offers a free ticket to the outer-universe, a journey into 65 million years of history, and 'back to the future' (is that plagiarism?) once again with super-mercurial-very-sexy-stud, Erskine Quint, and his sidekicks, Kimjabi a majestic Indian butler, Kohlrabi, a superior tiny gnome, and Blacky The Super Dog! (Thanks, Kelly Johnson, for allowing to immortalize her wonderful canine partner, RIP).
This particular, tiny excerpt might upset many of you, but just use your fantasy, there is nothing sinister, think free of historical incarcerations, let your mind flow, and just have a laugh because the author did writing it!
Setting: Somme trenches in WW1:
Erskine, in perfect Bavarian German, asked the bleary-eyed servant, which one is Adolf?
He replied, “Adolf who?”
“Hitler of course, Dummkopf!”
The servant pointed over to a rather sad figure in the corner not copulating with a French farmer’s daughter, but sketching sketches into a scrappy notebook, black, and sinister depicting the bloody battles of the Somme.
“Sire, Kaiser Wilhelm II has chosen you to record the horrors of the French front in oil on canvas at the Berlin Art Academy where your works will be exhibited for the German folk to admire. We have come to escort you away from the front and we have a special machine waiting to take you straight to Berlin!”
Hitler replied, “Mein Traum geht in Erfüllung, endlich kriege ich das was ich wirklich verdient habe, Anerkennung von oben!” (English = At last I can fulfil my dream and those in power have recognized my superior talent!)
Hitler packed his belongings in a rucksack leaving his weapons behind. The chefs meanwhile had put their Christmas offerings on the table; however, nobody gave a hoot about Christmas puddings and custard because the other officers were too busy stuffing other things, and they were certainly not cold turkeys!
As mentioned above, the artist, author, poet, has the right to take their admirers to the outer limits of their fantasies, and this particular trilogy will certainly achieve that! In our insane world we need to escape, Elon Musk is too expensive, so just purchase a book instead, a Dali original too, so just purchase a print of one of his masterpieces, then sit back and enjoy a trip together with the great artists and authors on the planet! This author has no tickets available, yet!
Jaggedone/Alias you know who!
Amazing piece of machinery if one just lets it flow in artistic, positive directions, it offers no outer limits!!
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