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German Nutty Professor proves mad people are sane and the human race outside is totally bonkers!

There are moments in the history of human existence that have been documented as being totally insane, just like the present, for example, Antivaxxers demanding their freedom who are totally, fucking insane! While those declared as being 'insane', and stuffed in loony bins, were actually innocent non-observers not observing the world outside as it continues to destroy each other with impunity.


A German Nutty Professor, Herr Gustav Braun, who works at the Berlin University in Germany, regarded by his fellow nutty professors as being quite eccentric, has studied this phenomena, and concluded in his final thesis that the world outside loony bins is actually totally bonkers! And those residing in such institutes, are the sane ones, apart from those locked up after receiving messages from Satan in their heads, and going on satanic-serial-killer crusades! The Pope believes in him too, what an utter nutter!


In his ground-breaking study he obviously utilised historical nutters to prove his theories, a la Nero, King Louis (the human version, not the baboon, he was quite sane actually), Cleopatra (sex mad), Genghis Khan, a right nutter, Spanish Conquistadores, Queen Elizabeth 1 (was she a sex mad nymphomaniac?), plus too many others to mention. Moving into the modern era; Hitler, Stalin, Chairman Mao, Kim Jong, junior and senior, Idi Amin (man eater), Mugabe, Pol Potty, all total maniacs, plus a plethora of non-certified nutters.

Zooming warp-speed up to date, insane nutters; Bush, Trump, Thatcher, Regan, Boris Johnson, his bum-licking cohort, Nigel Farage, Rees-Mogg, and other totally insane populists, continue to spread their insanity among millions of human lives! Putin is mad too, but he only rides grizzly bears naked for fun! Professor Braun has confirmed the fact, not one these power-driven maniacs has ever been incarcerated in a loony bin! Why?


His study has resulted in the mind-blowing question; who is really fucking insane? Those locked up in loony bins, or those who are utterly bonkers running and ruining our planet? His philosophical answer to this unanswerable question is:

"Humans should not fly over the Cuckoo's Nest because they build the fucking Cuckoo's Nests! And those innocents, incarcerated in Cuckoo's Nests, should not be contaminated by those who continually fly over Cuckoo's Nests dropping their shit in man-made Cuckoo's Nests, which humans build themselves!"


Jaggedone just booked his holiday in a Covid19 free local loony bin for a bit of R & R, it is the only sane place left on the planet!



Was he, or was he not? Well he certainly hit the nail on the head with this fact of life!



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