03.00AM, 22.12.2021: After travelling in a dark tunnel called sleep, Jaggedone, was suddenly awoken by two aristocratic spooks ringing between his ears! It seems after travelling the cyber universe they found him still alive and kicking after being booted out of the infamous, decrepit, The Spoof, a dead satirical site now buried, AMEN!
"Jeeves ol bean, we've found him at last, that bounder Jaggedone, he's such an imperial hooligan, but who else have we got?"
"Sire, nobody."
"Now Jeeves, let's find out what's new in his cerebral cortex, at least he rinsed his waxed ears before we entered!"
"Sir Bertie Wooster, dastardly, rebellious, but loving aristocrat secretly believes Boris Johnson is a complete tosser! Sire, I am receiving this message repeatedly, is he really such a scoundrel?"
"Jeeves, as far as Lizzy goes, her tampon-sniffing son, and that younger, scandalous paedophile son of hers, they wouldn't touch him with a Henley bargepole, but I heard he loves cheese and wine parties at Nr10, the rascal!"
"Sire, shall I request an invite, sounds quite devilish, and Sire, you love a dose of political scandal! After all Sire, aristocrats have plenty of them too, but they are above the law, thank the royal heavens!"
"Jeeves, you scoundrel, that's why you are such a wonderful butler, and please keep those paparazzi hyenas away from our mansion front gates!"
"Sire, I do my best, shall I get James, your ancient chauffeur, to prepare the 1925 Silver Cloud for a trip to Nr10, or would you prefer the Bentley?"
"Jeeves ol bean, please leave the Bentley in the garage, those awful soccer players drive around in them, and I would not be seen dead in the same vehicle as that uneducated, new-rich, lower-class mob! We aristocrats have class, culture, tradition, and certainly do not want to be 'tarred with the same brush' as them, please arrange a sale and purchase a Bugatti!"
"OK Sire, but Ronaldo owns a Bugatti. It’s the Rolls then, shall I inform Boris that you are coming for a cheese and wine garden shindig?"
"Yes Jeeves, by the way who is Ronaldo? Give that Johnson cad a bell ol bean, his casa is mi casa, I hope his dreadful spouse will not be attending, rather bossy that one."
"Sire, he is Portuguese, and I do believe she will be too busy ruining the country, after all that Johnson cad is nearly on his knees and somebody has to complete his mandate!"
"Jeeves, you are awful, but I guess we aristocrats will always reign above our subordinates, and that Johnson scoundrel can only fool his foolish worshippers so many times before they replace him with yet another dumb toff!"
"Sire, you can be quite cutting, I'll tell James to be ready in a spiff, shall I polish your favourite hand-made brogues in the meantime?"
0430AM ZZZZZZZZZZZ
What a lovely pair of 'Cads' they are! LOL!
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